Just saw cityrail guys changing a lightbulb. Apparently, the answer to the joke is two.

Cityrail must try extra hard at being bad at everything. Even the photographs they commission.posted by @danielkcheung

Cityrail must try extra hard at being bad at everything. Even the photographs they commission.posted by @danielkcheung

RT @ItsMeRiiRii: Dear City rail commuters, if your going to breathe in someone face in the morning atleast brush your teeth.
No love, me.

RT @ryanbigg: CityRail doesn’t do multi-trips?! What if I want to travel into the city frequently, but not over a week. Stupid.

Wow great ad placement cityrail via @CTdigital

Wow great ad placement cityrail via @CTdigital

You’re waiting for a train…

You’re waiting for a train…

RT @Hacker1904: I detest #cityrail so much I’ve written a new slogan for them “If it’s not crowded, late, broken or slow then it’s just …

good ol’ public transport….
Cityrail OD6816. Just sick re pictures. Sticky floors ain’t cool bro. via @alanjlee

good ol’ public transport….

Cityrail OD6816. Just sick re pictures. Sticky floors ain’t cool bro. via @alanjlee

No I don’t… who the fuck is Jesse?! In the toilets of cityrail train #TwitPict
via @ashleighhkt

No I don’t… who the fuck is Jesse?! In the toilets of cityrail train #TwitPict

via @ashleighhkt

So, whatever happened to that amazing government mobile transport app? NSW is a constant disappointment. #cityfail http://bit.ly/M00XU

RT @ryanbigg: What does the + on a time indicate on the CityRail website? “Any time later than this?”

RT @bianca_ergan: Cityrail you are a JOKE! 2 hr 15 mins for a train from Redfern to Campbelltown?! Oh & your boards are WRONG! I wanna g …

Best train stop ever!!! (beats Cockfosters) via @dannss

Best train stop ever!!! (beats Cockfosters) via @dannss

RT @heleneatworld: My bladder feels like it’s gonna explode and the fucking Southline train gets cancelled. Fuck you, Cityrail.

Yup people on this train are so damned warm they are standing in between carriages via @ScottRhodie

Yup people on this train are so damned warm they are standing in between carriages via @ScottRhodie

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